me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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cosplaygirl:

しんらさん | 0.1倍返しN
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officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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Dear Diary,

My teen angst bullshit has a body count.

» Sasuke Uchiha (via incorrectnarutoquotes)  
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gentlemanbones:

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

Every work space I have ever been in has advised keeping a calculator available. Some provide you with a calculator. The real world likes calculators.

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man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO
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magmalotus:

ahhh sorry this is so very late I was very busy (⌒_⌒;)
Archie and Mega sharpedo! No more rough skin means shark nose boops and lots of pokepuffs, right? Be careful of those spikes though!

magmalotus:

ahhh sorry this is so very late I was very busy (⌒_⌒;)

Archie and Mega sharpedo! No more rough skin means shark nose boops and lots of pokepuffs, right? Be careful of those spikes though!

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paranoid:

crystvllized:

live fast die young drink capri sun

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getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

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xfor future reference

shortlifelongart:

I CANNOT HANDLE HOW CUTE SKIDDO IS

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paperhopes:

i was looking at my free! poster today

casually staring at rin’s underwear

image

makoto wears a different brand

image

and haru –

image

ah

never change, haru

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sglblues:

gai-jin:

fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

these guys are perfect and if you don’t have insomnia cookies near you, move

This is the best place ever. Their Ice cream sandwiches “Cookiewich” is the best damn thing I have ever had.

i didn’t know this existed out of muncie

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x...this is my campus