mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

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thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES
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thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

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wendys:

Dig in to a new lip-smacking BBQ experience with Wendy’s® new BBQ Pulled Pork Cheese Fries. Our natural-cut French Fries with sea salt are topped with rich cheddar cheese sauce, tender slow-cooked pulled pork, diced red onions and finally your choice of three barbecue sauces – sweet, smoky or spicy. Experience your right to new hickory-smoked BBQ Pulled Pork at participating Wendy’s for a limited time.

wendys:

Dig in to a new lip-smacking BBQ experience with Wendy’s® new BBQ Pulled Pork Cheese Fries. Our natural-cut French Fries with sea salt are topped with rich cheddar cheese sauce, tender slow-cooked pulled pork, diced red onions and finally your choice of three barbecue sauces – sweet, smoky or spicy. Experience your right to new hickory-smoked BBQ Pulled Pork at participating Wendy’s for a limited time.

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geekymerch:

This awesome Legend of Zelda clothing can be found at So Effing Cute on Etsy!

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beatonna:

I want cable knit sweaters to be something they are not 

beatonna:

I want cable knit sweaters to be something they are not 

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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

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Miss Jackson & Miss Missing You

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bartrapocalypse:

realcarpediem:

My calculus class has 16 guys and 4 girls.
First day of class, this guy told me, “do you even know what’s going on or is getting out of the kitchen unfamiliar for you?”
Got my test back on Friday and I got a 98%.
He now keeps begging me to join his study group.

Instead you can just punch him in the dick to stop him from reproducing.

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Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
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ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

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suggestivecacti:

“When Van Gogh was a young man in his early twenties, he was in London studying to be a clergyman. He had no thought of being an artist at all. he sat in his cheap little room writing a letter to his younger brother in Holland, whom he loved very much. He looked out his…
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