kaijuno:

catmouflage

teathattast:

peliydoritos:

futchmoding:

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

ashenmind:

ashenmind:

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

occultbooks:

is this anything?

papertowness:

hilson is so funny because if you stuck house in a time loop wilson would ask him “ wait … are you stuck in a time loop ?? “ after house stretched out on his office couch and spoke in riddles for a minute or two but if you stuck wilson in a time loop house would fuck around and do some insane shit after wilson told him and be annoyed that wilson knew the outcome every time

azumangadaiohpanels:

psychedelic-lemur:

sliceofdyke:

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

holdoncallfailed:

why does everyone want january to be over so badly. i thought we were all living in fear of the passage of time

theotherwesley:

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you’d expect, and none of the ones you wouldn’t. “There he is,” people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

hearditinapastlife2019:

my goal for today is no instagram reels & read 20 pages of my book. no consequences if i don’t do that because you cannot hate yourself into becoming who you are

texaschainsawmascara:

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

parkerposey:

Guys I don’t think I want the body to keep the score anymore